I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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