You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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