ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
the raccoons are back...
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