Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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