She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I am one with the molecules
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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