So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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