I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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