I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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