She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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