How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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