did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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