It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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