hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
