you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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