first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So. Much. Porn.
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