Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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