I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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