The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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