just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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