Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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