The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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