i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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