Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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