Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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