I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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