And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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