Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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