My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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