bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Randomize
