bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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