Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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