do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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