? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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