Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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