Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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