He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she smelled like a LAN party
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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