I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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