Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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