Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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