Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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