He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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