ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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