Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
