The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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