The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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