do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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