I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Boobs speak an international language.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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