he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
this will be a night to untag.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Randomize
