I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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