weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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